My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay with me valentine, stay
Each day's valentine's day

Baby, don't change your hair for me
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you baby, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, why don't you stay with me baby?
Each day is valentine's day
Stay, doo wee day

Every day is
Every night is
Every day
Ooh ooh