Step right up, from the East to the West, from the to the South up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see cup up Let's get and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
E-40 in the C L I C, stuck up in the house party top Burpin' and gurpin', gel the bourbon, lurkin' around I'm seein' All kinda broads outta town, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses Plus the perpetual Jahahnjawel Homies and lurkers and things that up under the vertical shade Rovers in swimming pink bikinis, lingerie
Tryin' to her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays If you're not a of my drinking club, sideways What of motherfuckin' perculatoins you niggaz Got up in the
Who wanna join my drinkin' club, sign up the might Not know how to read and write but I do know how to count You can call me Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny You can dip but screw up, speakers on sub Beat ass, my drinking club
got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my club
I got you perved on some of the righteous, the tightest I'm down with fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous Oh girl, now the joint to the nigga, big head Where I hear about your scheamin' but the I don't jinn Who dog sin? Big fin is I'm rollin'
You know how I do, I got boo, boo, grippin' and totin' Fools be pimpin', we guaranteed to have you Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin' out my linen I'm nothin' but a baller, bitches pop my collar Tearin' down walls in your motherfuckin' daughter
M O S, S I E, M U G and K I V, always to E-40 Hit the air cubes by a liquor store Motherfuckers better we gets down like that Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin' cup
got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my out of my drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my club
So damn deep, I can't call it, I guess I'm just an Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit, ya Hillside hillbilly Back and to the bathroom constantly all the actors gather up And watch me get twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry Go on my body and throw up on the
Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par, the whole party By up the bar sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up Stainless artichokes, tequila poppies, Medusas, better for the upset stomach, oh, stop by the M.P. On the way and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol
right up now last call for alcohol Get your hurricane gorilla here ya, monsters
That's right, when we and my motherfuckin' entourage Get together and we come back a motherfuckin' concert And the after party jumpin' off, I wanna see IDs, we got video We checkin' all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever Ya, understand you better have your membership card If you wanna come join my motherfuckin' drinkin' Understand bitch
It's the club, we gets to' back main Once you drink with us, you be the same The drinking club, we can't slow down We're gonna drink you all, we got a pit, that's right I get high, I wanna get loaded and tuck Throw up, and again
It's the drinking club, we gets to' back Once you drink us, you won't be the same The club, we can't slow down main gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit I wanna get
got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see cup up Let's get and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my club got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my club
got you soaked, I see your cup up Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my club