My Best Friend's Wife

The wife of my best friend
Stares right through me
Right into the tumor of my sick need

The wife of my best friend
Flinches at the wheel
Takes a vitamin complex to supplement her meal

This ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one will know, no one will know
No one will know, no one

The wife of my best friend
Builds the scaffolding
For a splinter faction of the lunatic fringe

This ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one will know, no one will know
No one will know, no one

The wife of my best friend
Jumps from the sill
Leaving me to clean all that's been spill

This ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
This ain't right, this ain't right
No one