Mushkil Hai Apna Meil Priye

Haan...
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

MA first division tum
Main huaa metric fail priye, fail priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Haunnn haunnn...
Tum afsar baabu ki beti
Main frustration ka beta hoon
Tum rabdi kheer malaai ho
Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon
Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon

Tum AC ghar mein rehti ho
Main ped ke neeche leta hoon
Tum nayi maruti lagti ho
Main scooter Lambretta hoon
Haan scooter Lambretta hoon

Arey issi kadar hum chhup chhupkar
Aapas mein prem badhayenge
To ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayenge

Aa hmmm...
Sab haddi pasli tod priye
Bhijwa denge wo jail priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Arrehy...
Tum deewali ka bonus ho
Main bhookhon ki hadtaal
Tum Idris ki Biryani ho
Main kankad waali Daal

Tum tum tum hiyan chatri bharti ho
Main hoon kachuve ki chaal
Tu chandan van ki lakdi ho
Main hoon babool ki chhaal
Main hoon babool ki chhaal

Main pake aam sa latka hoon
Mat maar mujhe gulel priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Hoye hoye...
Main shanidev jaisa kuroop
Tum komal kanchan kaaya ho
Main tann se mann se koyla hoon
Tum maha chanchala maaya ho
Tum nirmal paavan Ganga
Main jalta huaa patanga
Tum raaj ghaat ka shanti *
Main Hindu-Muslim danga

Tum ho poonam ka Tajmahal
Main kaali gufa Ajanta ki
Tum ho vardaan vidhaata ka
Main ghalti hoon * ki

Tum nayi videshi mixy ho
Main patthar ka sir-patta
Tum AK 47 jaisi
Main to ek desi katta
Haan desi desi katta

Tum mukt sherni jungle ki
Main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu
Arey suno, arey suno
Arey suno suno suno suno na piya

Tu hansi Madhuri Dixit ki
Main policeman ki gaali
Main dhaabe ki dhaanche jaisa
Tum paanch sitaara hotel

Main Mahua ka desi tharra
Tum Red Label ki botal
Tum MTV ka madhur geet
Main DD 2 ki jhaani hoon

Tum vishwa-sundari si kamaal
Main * chhaap kabaadi ho
Tum satta ki maharani ho
Main *

Tum Kohli ka virat shatak
Main follow-on ki paari hoon

Mujhe * hi rehne do
Mann khelo mujhse khel priye
Das manzil se gir jaaunga
Mat aage mujhe dhakel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye