Murder 101

Never thought that I knew too much
I always thought I knew enough
I didn't want to learn this stuff
I didn't ever want to be that tough

But love was just implied
And everything else died
This class has now begun
In Murder 101

You can learn it in the first degree
You could even make yourself believe
That you'll never even think of me
When you're packing up your things to leave

Now my intuition failed
I can't graduate unskilled
They don't excuse the young
This is Murder 101

Find yourself another heart that needs a rest
Tie a hook onto a single thread
Drop it down beneath the chest
There's the first part of this test

They'll grade you on a curve, they're including everyone
No matter what you've heard
You know this class has now begun
Drop out before they come to Murder one by one

Just look what we've done
In Murder 101
Just look what we've done
In Murder 101

Just look what we've done
This is Murder 101
Just look what we've done
To Murder one by one