Mummy Trade

I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
It's so hard to see
That you'd do this to me
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy
'Cos you did it for free, FREE!

You think I don't already know

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you too at the movies
And in the late night ja'causeees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to see
What the fuck was going on?!
And I knew
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your flies
Now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don't already know

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you too at the movies
And in the late night ja'causeees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

You did it to;
Stephen and Ethan
Joey and Nathan
Josey and David
Peter, John and MIKE!
Alison, Alister, Monica McCalister,
Maddison, Harrison and the guy from Sarrissons
is so they don't already know!!!!

What if I told you
They all hate you
I've told them about the movies
And all the late night ja'causeees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night ja'causeees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone.