Mullet Pride

I saw a man a walking
Just the other day
I saw a man a talking
And this is what he say
He said to me

"Son your hair is real short
But in the back its long
Well, if it is and it really is
Then you can sing my mullet song"
Then he said to me

"Do you got a mullet
A mullet going on?
Do you got a mullet
Is it beautiful big and long?"

"Well, if you got a mullet
Theres no need to hide
'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see
That you just need mullet pride"

I said, "Sir I have a question
Theres a question that I must ask
Why is it when I go out in public
Why do these people stop and laugh?"

"The answer to your question
Its just so plain to me
The problem is just with these kids
They got mullet jealousy"
Then he said to me

"Do you got a mullet
A mullet going on?
Do you got a mullet
Is it beautiful big and long?"

"Well, if you got a mullet
Theres no need to hide
'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see
That you just need mullet pride"

The moral of the story
It goes a little something like this
If you got a mullet
Its a haircut not a fish

So when you wear your mullet
Just remember this little fact
That the mullet is business in the front
And a party in the back
And everybody sing

Do you got a mullet
A mullet going on?
Do you got a mullet
Is it beautiful big and long?

Well, if you got a mullet
Theres no need to hide
'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see
That you just need mullet pride

La la la
La la la
La la la
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