Mood Rings

We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only questions when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt
'Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them, go

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
'Cause what they're thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods out swinging on the swing set almost every day
She said to me that she's so happy, it's depressing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

If it's drama you want then look no further
They're like the real world meets boy meets world
Meets days of our lives
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize, go

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
'Cause what they're thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods out swinging on the swing set almost every day
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

'Cause when it's black it means watch your back
Because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
And ask her out because she'll most likely agree

And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's all right I must confess

We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you Wednesday but now its Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
First she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde
At least she makes a lovely pair

Mood ring, oh, mood ring
Oh, tell me will you bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure
Known as the female mind

Heh, that's terrible