I was working in the lab one night my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to And suddenly to my
He did the He did the mash The mash It was a graveyard He did the It caught on in a He did the He did the monster
From my laboratory in the castle To the master where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble To get a jolt my electrodes
They did the They did the monster The monster It was a graveyard did the mash It on in a flash did the mash They did the mash
The were having fun The party had begun The included Wolf Man and his son
The scene was rockin', all were the sounds Igor on chains, by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers about to arrive With their vocal group, Crypt-Kicker Five'
played the mash They the monster mash The mash It was a smash They played the They caught on in a They played the They played the monster
Out his coffin', drac's voice did ring Seems he was by just one thing He the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Twist?
It's now the It's now the mash The mash And a graveyard smash It's now the It's on in a flash now the mash It's now the mash
Now everything's cool, drac's a of the band And my Monster is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was too When you get to my door, tell them model a you
Then you can Then you can mash The monster And do my smash Then you can catch on in a flash Then you can And you can mash
The mash The monster you can mash Then you can The mash
Yes, yes I got it, I got it