I was in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an sight For my monster his slab began to rise And suddenly to my
He did the He did the monster The mash It was a smash He did the It caught on in a He did the He did the monster
From my in the castle east To the bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came their humble abodes To get a from my electrodes
They did the They did the monster The monster It was a graveyard They did the It on in a flash They did the They did the monster
The were having fun The had just begun The included Wolf Man and his son
The was rockin', all were digging the sounds on chains, backed by his baying hounds The were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker
They the mash played the monster mash The monster It was a smash They the mash They caught on in a They played the They the monster mash
Out from his coffin', drac's voice did Seems he was troubled by just one He opened the lid and his fist And said, "Whatever to my Transylvania Twist?
now the mash It's now the mash The monster And a graveyard smash now the mash It's on in a flash now the mash It's now the mash
Now everything's cool, a part of the band And my Monster is the hit of the land For you, the living, mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell model a sent you
Then you can Then you can mash The monster And do my smash Then you can catch on in a flash Then you can And you can monster
The monster The mash you can mash Then you can The monster
Yes, yes I got it, I got it