I was in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie For my monster his slab began to rise And suddenly to my
He did the He did the monster The monster It was a smash He did the It caught on in a He did the He did the monster
my laboratory in the castle east To the bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble To get a jolt from my
They did the They did the monster The monster It was a smash did the mash It caught on in a did the mash They did the monster
The were having fun The had just begun The included Wolf Man and his son
The scene was rockin', all digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying The coffin-bangers about to arrive With vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
played the mash They played the monster The mash It was a smash played the mash They on in a flash played the mash They played the mash
Out his coffin', drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by one thing He the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania
now the mash It's now the mash The mash And it's a smash now the mash It's on in a flash now the mash It's now the mash
Now everything's cool, drac's a of the band And my Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was too When you get to my door, tell model a sent you
you can mash Then you can mash The mash And do my graveyard you can mash You'll catch on in a Then you can And you can mash
The monster The monster Then you can Then you can The monster
Yes, yes I got it, I got it