I was working in the lab one night When my eyes beheld an eerie For my monster from his slab began to And to my surprise
He did the He did the monster The mash It was a graveyard He did the It caught on in a He did the He did the mash
From my laboratory in the east To the master bedroom where the feast The ghouls all came from their humble To get a jolt from my
did the mash They did the mash The mash It was a smash did the mash It caught on in a They did the They did the mash
The zombies were fun The had just begun The guests Wolf Man and his son
The scene was rockin', all digging the sounds Igor on chains, by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to With their vocal group, 'The Five'
played the mash They played the monster The mash It was a smash played the mash They caught on in a They played the They played the mash
Out from his coffin', voice did ring he was troubled by just one thing He the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Twist?
It's now the It's now the mash The mash And it's a smash now the mash It's caught on in a now the mash It's now the mash
Now everything's cool, drac's a of the band And my Monster is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was too When you get to my door, tell model a sent you
Then you can Then you can mash The mash And do my smash Then you can You'll catch on in a Then you can And you can monster
The monster The mash Then you can Then you can The monster
Yes, yes I got it, I got it