Luyện nghe bài hát Miss Fogarty's Christmas Cake

As I sat in my last evening,
The letterman it to me
A little invitation sayin'
"Gilhooley over to tea"
I knew the Fogarties sent it.
So I went just for old sake.
The thing they gave me to tackle
Was a slice of Fogarty's cake.

There plums and prunes and cherries,
There were citrons and and cinnamon, too
There was nutmeg, cloves and
And a crust that was nailed on glue
There were caraway seeds in
Such that up a fine stomach ache
That could a man twice after eating a slice
Of Miss Christmas cake.

Mulligan wanted to try it,
But really it no use
For we worked in it an hour
And we couldn't get none of it
Till Murphy in with a hatchet
And came in with a saw
That was enough be the powers above
For to any man's jaws

There were and prunes and cherries,
were citrons and raisins and cinnamon, too
There was nutmeg, and berries
And a crust that was on with glue
There were seeds in abundance
Such that up a fine stomach ache
That could kill a man twice eating a slice
Of Miss Christmas cake.

Fogarty proud as a peacock,
Kept smiling and away
Till she flipped over brogans
And she spilt the in her tea
Aye Gilhooley she you're not eatin,
Try a bit more for me sake
And no Miss Fogarty I,
For I've had enough of your cake

Maloney was took the colic,
O'Donald's a in his head
Mc'Naughton lay on the sofa,
And he swore he wished he was dead
Miss went into hysterics
And she did wriggle and shake
And everyone they were poisoned
from eating Miss Fogarty's cake