Mile High Christmas

The trees are all lit up
I got the eggnog and rum in my cup
I wish this Christmas will last forever
My snowman looks like Snookie
I made extra special cookies for you
Can you steer your sleigh all right?
Are you sure you're good to fly tonight
'Cause I won't get shit next year if you die

So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
We don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas
So don't let go of the reigns as we fly
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas

Angels in the snow
Time to go

Mom called me in for dinner
Wipe the snow off my nose
I wish this Christmas would last forever
When Santa comes to town
He gets a hug and a pound from me
Can you steer your sleigh all right?
Are you sure you're good to fly tonight?
'Cause I won't get shit next year if you die

So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
We don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas
So don't let go of the reigns as we fly
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas

PRESENTS! LET'S OPEN THIS SHIT UP!

So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas