Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and
by a fan
M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road again this is gonna be fun" [all M2: "whoa,do you smell skunk" "yeah M2: "you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of up" [all M3: "it kinda reminds me of weed" agree] M1: "hey, it reminds me of a pussy" [all M2: "it me of smelling an ass" agree] M4: "it reminds me of smelling a 60 old guys ass" [car screeches, he out of the car] M4: "hey, screw you guys I am who I am with it"
M1: "i'm we got rid of him his was a wierdo" M3: "oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that" [all M1: "hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a at one of those things, she was unbelievable" agree] M2: "hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and her dad went out of town we fooled around in his ju'causezi" [all M3: "it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai Lls flopping around, geez I wanted to lick em'" [car he drops out of it] M3: "i hate you guys, you me into sayin' that"
M2: "i always knew that guy was a wierd" M1: "hey, there's a place it smells awesome" M2: "it reminds me of the time I to work in a pizza place" M1: "it reminds me of my first date with girl named ginger, I took her to a pizza place" M2: "hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids" [car screeches, he out of it] M2: "hey don't get all hitey he wanted me to do it"
M1: "man they were all crazy, hey, that" "moo" M1: "oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh" [car
"hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the ."