Performed by sandler, frank, judd, and allen
by a fan
M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road again this is gonna be fun" [all M2: "whoa,do you smell skunk" "yeah M2: "you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of up" agree] M3: "it reminds me of smelling weed" [all M1: "hey, it reminds me of a pussy" [all M2: "it reminds me of an ass" agree] M4: "it reminds me of a 60 year old guys ass" [car screeches, he drops out of the M4: "hey, screw you guys I am who I am with it"
M1: "i'm we got rid of him his was a wierdo" M3: "oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always me of my 13th birthday party, remember that" agree] M1: "hey, it me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable" [all M2: "hey, it reminds me of rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his ju'causezi" agree] M3: "it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai Lls flopping around, geez I wanted to lick em'" [car he drops out of it] M3: "i hate you guys, you tricked me into that"
M2: "i knew that guy was a little wierd" M1: "hey, a pizza place it smells awesome" M2: "it reminds me of the time I used to work in a place" M1: "it reminds me of my first with this girl named ginger, I took her to a pizza place" M2: "hey, it also me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids" screeches, he drops out of it] M2: "hey get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it"
M1: "man they were all crazy, hey, that" "moo" M1: "oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh" [car
"hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy's have fooled around a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the ."