Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and
by a fan
M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road again this is gonna be fun" [all M2: "whoa,do you smell skunk" "yeah M2: "you know, though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up" agree] M3: "it reminds me of smelling weed" [all M1: "hey, it me of smelling a pussy" [all M2: "it reminds me of an ass" [all M4: "it reminds me of smelling a 60 old guys ass" [car screeches, he out of the car] M4: "hey, you guys I am who I am deal with it"
M1: "i'm we got rid of him his was a wierdo" M3: "oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th party, remember that" agree] M1: "hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of things, she was unbelievable" [all M2: "hey, it me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his ju'causezi" agree] M3: "it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai Lls flopping around, holy geez I to lick em'" [car screeches he out of it] M3: "i you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that"
M2: "i always knew that guy was a wierd" M1: "hey, there's a pizza place it awesome" M2: "it reminds me of the time I used to in a pizza place" M1: "it reminds me of my first date with this girl named ginger, I took her to a place" M2: "hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids" [car screeches, he out of it] M2: "hey don't get all hitey he wanted me to do it"
M1: "man they were all crazy, hey, that" "moo" M1: "oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh" [car
"hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy's fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the ."