Luyện nghe bài hát Meanest Man

If the next door to me weren't so good
I'd do all the things anybody could
I'd an' I'd gamble an' I'd louse around
I'd be the meanest man in this town

If I hadn't the light in that old lady's eyes
I'd try to be a man you hate an' despise
I'd rave an' I'd an' I'd scream an' yell
An' I'd chase my neighbors from here to

If I hadn't heard kids laugh playing games
I'd nervous fits, I'd go insane
I'd turpentine cats an' tin can
I'd smother people to death of hollow logs

If the people me wasn't so nice
I'd my heart into a cake of ice
Steal from soldiers an' working folks too
I'd lend you a dollar an' I'll back two

If my wife kiss me the way she does
I'd four or five daggers an' three or four guns
I'd shoot craps an' an' hang out late
I'd steal baby buggies an' Eights

If my friends didn't write me those I get
I'd be a dictator, the one yet
I'd be the smart bird, you'd all be fools
Send you all away to war an' I'd home an' rule

If it for little songs I, I hear you all sing
I'd put a crown on my dome an' I'd say I'm king
I'd kidnap some an' others
I'd peddle market stuff, rob sisters an' brothers

If it weren't for talking I hear on the street
I'd be the orneriest man that you ever did
I'd preach the Gospel of Hate an' I'd drink your
But I can't be this bad because my are too good

No I can't be this bad my folks are too good
I'd have to shout it out loud, "My are too good"