Me So Stupid

I could have been a brain surgeon
I could have been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
With the boss man I'd have never been missed

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?

I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein's nemesis
I could have been a derby jockey
But it's all come down to this

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?

I could have built Las Vegas
I could have built a drum sized Rolls Royce
I could have been President of the world
Could have had Ali on the ropes

Could have had
Miss August, again
Could have had
Miss May, again

Could have had
Miss September, again
But I waited
Till December

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?
That's so wrong