Me & My Old Lady

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well, she rolls the other way

But really she don't mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will, I say that love is blind

But really I don't mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with her head

So what if we're making a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I don't mind a bit

It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and

Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I'm the luckiest man alive

Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that we believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with our head
My head, my head

So what if we're making a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I don't mind a bit

It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and