Some rappers up the mic and like to dabble But I'm gonna flow the show and never babble Take your hand, make your To my left, jeff, your a pest and you and I think you'd better a new profession You think that you wanna be a rapper? well I think you're No for fessing or faking, messing or making Mistakes, it takes heavyweights to stakes Or high, so why would you ever to front? And try a stunt, now the ace is gonna hunt Ya down, you clown, the sound that you're hearing is dope You can't slowpoke, so pick up the soap And catch a bad one, you wanted a and you had one You lost it you sad one You can't get the style you hit with In this rhyme, so maybe next
Uptown, downtown, crosstown, no matter where you're Get on the and get dumb the master, capital a-c-e is about to kick it wicked Here's the title, in your face I'm stick it But yo don't resh leash the that you use Needs a little more spice, ice, nice The style that I heard was third nerd, you be sweet, pete You can't make money saying on the street So yo get back, jack, a smack is you might just get To the grill, bill, so chill, or I just swing, king Crown, you're down you're a wingless plane, wayne Cause you ain't fly, in fact you try and I'm a on your head so shed hats and coats The votes are in friend, I win down, clown You tried biting, but biting is a So maybe next
I like to cruise the city, find me a witty Seditty, sexy lady that is pretty (meow meow meow) says the The hotel room I got's a fifty Booties in miniskirts, cuties and certs To make my breath is up to par and I introduce myself as the a the c the e And say "hello" and "bonjour" if And if a little bit older I'll put her head on my shoulder And hold, cause told her That the master ace, move so many hips by the sounds from my lips Well um dinner was a winner, the movie was The park was dark as we and talked Stayed and played, chased and Sat and chat, shared and stared, into each other's and lies Spilled from your mouth right Cause as we you insisted, you had no boyfriend But I you cousin and your cousin dropped dime Oh well, maybe time
Mc's acting better get calm Or you'll get laughed at like a sitcom I spell my a with the c-e Not an "lf" folks, and I'm "different strokes" Huh, I'm "head of the class" fast and as you get "m*a*s*h-ed" as I have "good times" And "happy days" I'm like a hummer And smooth and kick my like a punter "one day at a time" is how I life So no I'm not "married with children" and no I do not a wife Instead I would to have a girl and "growing pains" cause it's a "different world" and Rappers try to play me, just a sport Try to bite my at "night" but get "court" "give me a break" catch a "taxi" and town You might be a "star" but I'll "trek" you Rapping, it's a living and it's been one for "jeffersons" in my wallet, in my glass, I say "cheers" You wish you could be with the rhymes, don't you? But next time