You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate ass-whoopin and gettin shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run your then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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