You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Wallace Pissed off, Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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