Of course i have new motivations for staying slim and georgous, you see i got married, i hope that means you are wishing me well and not congratulations on finally landing some poor worm, Yes i got married, of course i wasn't the urge to cojoin that faithful weekend, lots of girls got married that god all mighty, Olivia Newton John got married, Sally Field got married, Curtis got married, it was like last call at a singles bar. Olivia Newton John got married in Santa Barbara, everything was dyed to the very special pink of her panties, got married in Bell Air to a man who liked her ,who really liked her, Jaime Lee got married on 5th avenue and i was in Las Vegas, by an Elvis impersonater. I married a boy, I married a crout, Every night i get dressed up like Poland and he invades me, haha, He likes to go to the movies, he likes to watch teenagers get layed for the first time, sometimes he even the screen, my movies are not about getting layed, all though i will say once or twice i have been royally screwed, "i'm ready for my close up, wheres the mark, wheres my line, wheres my lunch, i, oh i love the sound of voice" Nobody like that anymore in the movies except for Meryl, "I am the left tenants whore" I was up for that part, i read that "i'm the french lutenants whore, it to ya" I don't know why i didn't get that job, but now its move over Meryl Streep, theres new on the cinamatic horrizon, Madonna. Oh is not going to be so much as mud flinging as it's gonna be like a land fill alright! a virgin, touched for the very first time, for the very first time today, ah my god, oh pitty the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie, the only thing that girl will ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable, by an unknown father, Who, me, jelous, what do ya mean!, I'm a material too, i've been on MTV, once, I made a video with Mick Jagger. We fabulous together, i know what your all thinking, did she fuck him?, How was he? Ah, Mick, Bruce, Lional, i had em all, How they? I was better than them! I them weak and begging for more, "Prince, get of ma leg, god damn it boy, somebody get a bucket of water to on this putz, honey some kibble, cool down, cool down, "you got to cool down boy"." He's a very sweet guy, person, fella, i dunno maybe it's me, when its a sex symbol, i to know the sex of the symbol. We on the road not too long ago, actally we were on the road last year, two yeras ago, we met some pigs on the road, God, you didn't know there were people out there with cosiousness so low my god, we were hanging out with this band, whats his names band, Oh fabulous band i forget the name, their moto was "no muff too tough, ugly women have too" I thought it was revolting till i really thought about it and i thought,oh well that is kinda friendly actually when you, its really kinda none judgemental in a funny way, Is that my accountent sitting there?, I'll kill myself, Is it?, looks just like my accountent, I don't think it is my acountent, Thank christ! Excuse my language but, oh my accountent, i my accountent never the less, he has to be up at 6 in the morning at those books, Looking for tax shelters.