Manly Man

I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man)
I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man)
I'm a real hot shakin' baker
A honky tonk heartbreaker
But I can be your manly, manly man

Come on here you pretty little thing
I can play your strings, like a ringa ling a ding
You can blow my whistle any day you like
N'I can linedance you to heaven
Dozedoe you two four seven
Make you engine roar just like my motorbike

Up your nose with a rubber hose
Your little worn out self won't get you close
Cos I'm bootylicious, top notch perfect ten
You better stop that ugly whistle
You can't smoke me like a rizzle
Stuff your waterbong and fly back to your hen

I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man)
I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man
I'm a real hot shakin' baker
A honky tonk heartbreaker
But I can be your manly, manly man

Your heart is cold like moonshine in the freezer
I will thaw you with my Hootenanny teaser
Gonna serenade you like a howlin' dog
I will not ask you pretty please
I will not bend my dirty knees
But, oh, your booty makes me straighter than a log

My heart's not cold, I heard your little teaser
But if you mess up, I put it in the freezer
Don't you serenade me like a rattling can
If you can lindance me to heaven
Doze doe me two four seven
Who knows, maybe I will try this Manly Man

I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man)
I can be your, I can be your man (I can be your manly man
I'm a real hot shakin' baker
A honky tonk heartbreaker
But I can be your manly, manly man