Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Let us put man and woman together
And see which one is smarter
Some say man, but I say no
The women got the man like a puppet show

It ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leadin' the women astray
But I say, that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way
Well, that's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter

Little boy sat down and cried
An old man passin' asked him why, he said
"I can't do what the big boys do"
Old man sat down and he cried too

Ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leadin' the women astray
But I say, that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Well that's right, the women are smarter
Smarter than man in every way