Man Boobs

A to the B to the C to the D cup
Come on baby feel my moobs up

Im cruising with my homies on the look out for some chicks
Top down, shirts off, wind in our tits
Pull into a diner for some tea at half past 10
We always bring our milk with us, ladies just say when
Im hanging on the beach and were causing such commotion
Girls going crazy cause were running in slow motion
Went to a surgeon to increase my baps of rubber
Placed his face into my boobs and went, blubber blubber

Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them
Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10

You recognize my face cause its been on the TV
Soon my moobs will be as famous when theyre on page three
When yobbos take the piss and start to give us hassle
We mesmerize and hypnotize them with our man boob tassels
To make the most of your man boobs here are some simple tips
Wear a shirt too small and rub ice cubes on your nips
Rubbing them with cocoa butter keeps them soft and silky
I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me

Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them
Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10
Man booooobs (boobs)
Man booooobs (boobs)
Get your self some man boooooobs (yeah yeah)
Oh yeah, moobs
M-double O-B-S (moobs)
M-double O-B-S (moobs)