Made Her Up

I've done embarrassing things
Like the time I called your telephone
Told you I was with another girl
But really I just slept alone

You couldn't be more certain
You couldn't be more certain
I was sitting here wasting all my precious time
'Cause I made her up to make you all mine

Maybe I'm a liar but never a cheat
I swear that I never messed around
But you always try to get even
And things move quickly in this town

You couldn't be more certain
You couldn't be more certain
There's nothing I'd say now to make you feel fine
But I made her up to make you all mine

She didn't come between us
'Cause she just didn't exist
All you did is slap me
Why not punch me with your fist?

I swear there were times of regret
But I just wanted you in my direction
Nothing I did then makes much sense
Just know I did it all for your affection

You couldn't be more certain
You couldn't be more certain
Trusting me was stupid but I'm guilty of this crime
I just made her up to make you all mine
How I needed some of your valuable time
So I made her up to make you all mine
I made her up to make you all mine