Love is a Bore

Here is a verse unlike any verse
To a song that you've never heard
It deals with the subject
That I and the authors agree
Is at best absurd

Love is a bore
Love is a ball game without a score
Love is a sail boat without a sail
The lock on the candy store
Asparagus without the hollandaise
Plus all the petty laughs
In Tennesse Williams' plays

I used to love it but now it's a drag
Love is a flag pole without a flag
Love is the mailman without the mail
A comic without a gag
A soap opera plot and lots lots more
But mainly I mean love is a bore

It's, I'll call you tomorrow
It's a phone that never rings
It's a sack full of sorrow
Or a ride on angel's wings