Love at First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew
It was love, true love

Well, all the things you said
And did to your mom, well, I knew
You were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

Yeah, I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully

Across your stomach it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me
Captain Howdy

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Well, be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Well, be my ghoul tonight?

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew
It was love, true love

And on your stomach it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me
Captain Howdy