Loserdotcom

You spend your days and nights online
Your website makes you proud
But if you had a single friend at all they would be laughing out loud
Well, it seems I may have crossed the line
I've gone and made you pissed
Now you are going to take me off of your buddy list

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

You tell me that your sex life, it has not been bland
Since you learned how to click and type with just one hand
You are a keyboard Casanova, you are a Digital Don Juan
You are a chat room Romeo and you want to get it on

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

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I guess, you can't see what is wrong
You've got your modem and your mouse
And you think you've got it going on
You once had a life but it is gone,