List-show

we're all in a list-show
it's a lot of fun
we all wear a dick-splint
yeah, we wear it til it's done
we all watch a list-show
then we watch another one

you can't turn off a list-show
it's my only child
and we gather all the pieces
show me how they get around
let's all watch a list-show
baby, let's all write it down

yeah, can they all be wrong?
what a heist gone wrong

we're all in a list-show
it's a lot of fun
cos we've got all the answers
yeah, we got 'em written down
so let's all watch a list-show
til they get to number one

yeah, can they all be wrong?
what a heist gone wrong!

we have a way of explaining things to you