Lions And Tigers And Bears

Whoa, whoa

Confidently, I did the thing
A woman like me should never do
I stepped on a scale
And thought "What the hell?"
'Cause honey that scale was mighty rude
So I've gained a little weight
Mama's hair's a little gray
And my strength just ain't the same
But believe me when I say

I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby
Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened
They can't take me
I'd tear the stripes off any tiger
You just call me and I swear
I'm right there and I'm not scared
Of lions and tigers and bears
Whoa, oh, whoa

A wolf or a fox, please
A big jabberwocky
You just gotta knock on your mama's door
I'll fight through the fire
But if there's a spider - well honey
That's what your friends are for!
I know sometimes we don't agree
But I'm always on your team
And if somebody's ever mean
If they try to take a swing
I'm gon hit that gangster lean
Somebody hold my earrings
Let me get that Vaseline
'Cause they gon' have to go through me