Luyện nghe bài hát Linda Lovelace

Well you can talk about your lovers and your back pimps.
You can talk about your Fags.

If you to know the baddest motherfucker in the world then I'm the greatest lover alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she got rich.
And it would take the average man a day and a half just to that bitch.

Why the Queen of England me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only me 15 minutes to get into her pants.

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, honey, that's my bag.

Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can Linda Lovelace Gag

doot doot duh...

Now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big, it's just I know how to use.
I'll never let no nickle-dime ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't cum I wanna cum, cause that's my jelly-roll.

Now they're no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've fucked barmaids, and bank clerks, I even fucked a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers doctors and more, them fat sure are a drag,

I tell you I'm the motherfucker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

Well, old Harry Reams fall at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore.
She sucked my dick and my nuts, and I still hollered for more.
She sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes, the suckinest bitch alive.
I made her call up two more cunts, and that at no jive.

She don't give me no shit about being no big lover.
Some movie with a jag.
Cause you shit...
If you get Linda Lovelace to gag.

And don't talk about no full-time lover, cause mister, that's my bag.

I'm the only motherfucker in the damn that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

doot doot