Lilly Do You Want To Know A Secret Re-written

Lilly: I dont get it first you tell me youll go to the concert with me so why cant you go now?
Miley: Its just that I erm. Got to feed the fish right daddy?
Robby ray: if you say so miles.
Lilly: Wait a minute I know whats going on!
Miley: you do?
Lilly: yes your going to see with maroon five with your dad again and didnt invite me again arent you? And you lied to me?

Miley: ok yall caught me I give up its just that Jackson paid me $20 to do his homework while he goes out with Melissa!
Robby Ray: I knew that boy was up to something the moment he said I just hope I can raise my kids like you do.
Miley: ok? So back to the whole concert thing
Lilly: wait whos Melissa?
Miley: Jacksons girlfriend anyway the real reason I cant go is (engine revving over Miley speaking) is that Im Hannah Montana!
Lilly: Oh right super I really needed too know that!
Miley: so your not mad
Lilly: why would I be mad?
Miley: because I didnt tell you
Lilly: oh yea its a real friendship ender if you dont tell me that your dads got orange Underwear!
Miley: No I said that the reason I cant go to the concert with you is because I am Hannah Montana!
(Lillys mouth drops)
Miley: uhh youre drooling.
Lilly and Miley: uhhh gross
(Amber and Ashley walk in)
Amber and Ashley: Hi Miley, Lilly I bet youre so excited about the fundraising project
Miley :( whispering) what are they up to?
Amber: To bad were going to beat you
Amber and Ashley: AGAIN ohhhh tssss
(Oliver and Jake walk in)
Oliver: Hi guys
Jake: Hi miley, do you want to be my partner and the fundraising project?
Miley: sure what we doing?
Jake: wellall the other places have been taken so we have to work at the farm!
Miley: Wait whose Lilly going to be partners with?
Oliver: Hi lill-ay
Lilly: fine but youre going to pay for doing this to me.
(On the farm)
Miley: eww this is gross!
Jake: well its better than Amber and Ashley Job
Miley: Do you ever stop talking about those girls? Anyway why do you talk about them anyway?
Jake: well since you have been out of town so long I thought that you really left so that meant we
Miley: and girlfriend? And amber is your girlfriend?
Jake: Look I am so sorry I didnt tell you! Are you mad?
Miley: No I am not mad!
Jake: were
(Miley lifts up a pile of cow poo and dumps it on Jakes head)
Jake: Cool
Miley: how could you I didnt know you were such a
Jake: noob
Miley: Yeah!
(To be continued)