Liar Liar

*(George Osborne speaking): "I want my children to think our generation paid off its debts, valued its savers, rewarded responsibility, and invested in their future. And because I want it for my children, I want it for your children too. I want it for everyone's children. Because we are all in this together".

Singing:
(Chorus x2)

He's a liar liar

Oh, he's a liar liar

Oh you can't trust him

No no no no

Verse:
We all know politicians like telling lies

Big ones, little ones, porkie pies.

Saying we're in it together
 won't disguise

We're all being taken for a ride.

Little men from little society

Telling us a bigger Big Society

Take the pinstriped suits and show them the door.

Cut the rich, not the poor.

(Nick Clegg speaking): "We're achieving some great things already in this government. I hope each and every one of you is as proud as I am of what we've already achieved. We are finally putting liberal values at the heart of British government".

Singing:
(Chorus x2)
If you buy an apple but you get a pear

You would complain it would not be fair,

So if you vote for the Left and they turn to the Right,

It's your duty to put up a fight

Even though the votes have long been cast

It's still possible to make your mark.

Do everything in your power, you got

People rise up, overturn their plan.

(David Cameron speaking): "This government will not cut the deficit in a way that hurts those we most need to help, in a way that divides our country, or in a way that undermines the spirit and ethos of our vital public services".

(Margaret Thatcher speaking): "This government is pursuing the only policy which gives any hope of bringing our people back to real and lasting employment".

(David Cameron): "This government-"
(Margaret Thatcher): "This government-"
(David Cameron): "This government-"
(Margaret Thatcher): "This government-"

(David Cameron and Margaret Thatcher): "This government-
This government-
This government-
This government-"

Singing:
Is a liar liar

Oh, is a liar liar

Oh, no no no no (x3)

He's a liar liar,

Oh, he's a liar liar,

You can't trust him,
no no no no (x2)