Legion Of Saps

Nearly unlivable, that mice-infested lodging
Where I imagined cockroaches throughout the building
Under the sofa that served as a receptacle
For cans and coins and a pliable girl I could never ply

Oh here comes the legion
Make way, let those eejits
Into your evening to give it meaning

Leaving that hovel, I joined the aforementioned grouping
We go out to restaurants, tell funny stories to women
Tweaking the narrative to tighten, deepen, lighten
We have to help at animal homes in the morning

Oh here comes the legion
Make way, let those eejits
Into your evening to give it meaning

In the analysis, we must forgive each other
Every malpractice, this is the mark of the brothers
All the way to Beaumont, where her husband ails
Julie's own misfortune was to put wind in his sails

Oh here comes the legion
Make way and let those eejits
Into your evening to give it meaning