Laziest Girl In Town

I've a beau, his name is Jim, he loves me I love him
But he tells me I'm too prim, that means I'm too slow
I let him rant, I let him rave, I let him muss my permanent wave
But when he says, "Let's misbehave", my reply is "No"

It's not 'cause I shouldn't, it's not 'cause I wouldn't
And you know it's not 'cause I couldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest girl in town

My poor heart is achin' to bring home some bacon
And when I find myself alone and forsaken
It's simply because I'm the laziest girl in town

Though I'm more than willing to learn
How these girls get so much extra money to burn
Every little proposition I choose to turn it down, way down

It's not 'cause I shouldn't, it's not 'cause I wouldn't
And Lord knows it's not 'cause I couldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest girl in town

Though I'm more than willing to learn
How these girls get so much extra money to burn
Every little proposition I choose to turn it down, way down

It's not 'cause I shouldn't, it's not 'cause I couldn't
And Lord knows it's not 'cause I wouldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest girl in town