Sister Bridget by the A glass of wine and almost there Cousin at the door beer and he's on the floor
Friends and neighbors come Waste no time, we're But not we raise a glass To camaraderie
Stinky Joe from down the He fell over his own three feet He's up in the outside loo To again the devil's brew
Friends and come around no time, we're Heaven-bound But not before we a glass To good
So make yourselves jolly under holly And Ivy get to it and be in cheer And when all over, pigs gone to clover Will the man at the party, wish me a happy new year?
The house is jumping, up Curried in a paper cup of plastic, knives of tin Who what state the goat is in
Someone with the gift of Has brought his pal to along Now they're up Old Frank on the stereo
So make jolly under mistletoe holly And Ivy get to it and be in cheer And it's all over, pigs gone to clover Will the man at the party, wish me a happy new year?
Bridget by the stair A glass of wine and she's there Cousin at the door Another and he's on the floor
Friends and neighbors around Waste no time, we're But not we raise a glass To good
So make jolly under mistletoe holly And Ivy get to it and be in good And when it's all over, pigs to clover Will the last man at the party, me a happy new year?
So make jolly under mistletoe holly And Ivy get to it and be in good And it's all over, pigs gone to clover Will the last man at the party, wish me a happy new