Last Dollar on Earth

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Behold the wonder of the modern age
Displayed resplendent in its gilded cage
There's not another in the world today
And you just can't take it with you

All night
There's a special tonight about the
Last dollar on earth

That's right
And all the pundits were right about the
Last dollar on earth

It's always occupied a special space
We keep a guard around it, just in case
Many have died to have its fleeting grace
But you just can't take it with you

Get set
Only one pint of blood to see the
Last dollar on earth

No sweat
Only one ounce of flesh to touch the
Last dollar on earth

When we lose exposure in its permanent enclosure then
You can be sure that we'll take it on tour so
When it comes to call at your local shopping mall
Though the crowds may be large, you can put it on your MasterCharge

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Step right this way to see the
Last dollar on earth

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The bus leaves today to see the
Last dollar on earth

All night
There's a special tonight about the
Last dollar on earth

That's right
And all the pundits were right about the
Last dollar on earth

Get set
Only one pint of blood to see the
Last dollar on earth

No sweat
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Last dollar on earth