*Umm excuse me could you help me out?? Umm I lost the fuckin freeway and I'm tryin to find my way back. I guess I'm just a bit lost.*
It was late one in the 404. I was gone off that water on the front porch. I was leaned laxin and puffin on some swag. When a bitch came up in a ass jag. She pulled in the driveway bumpin clint black. When she stepped out the ride I had to take a back. She had long blonde and a ass that wouldn't quit. Titties fallin all out the shirt didn't fit. Started walkin up to me then she the keys. down to pick them up and all I saw was g-string. Pussy hangin out and it was the shit. Now I'm sprung on bitch in a SJ6.
Hey lady in the jaguar. How did you get you so much What you doing down here, there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? What you doing here, down there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. How'd you get you so mucn money? What you doing down here, there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. Who you tryin to impress? What you doing down here, there, round here?
*Oh my god.. Umm excuse me Umm I'm not from around here and Umm I was wondering if you could hook a bitch up with some of that you that really good, good, booger sugar?*
It was jumpin town on a sat night. I was wipin car on a corner street light. She was parlay in a monte jaguar. She locked her doors now you do that for? I could see she had a dead fox on her shoulder. Blonde highlighted hair her face a older. I knocked on her windshield and the glass. I I prolly scared a dune out her ass. But she peeled my wig and offered me a ride. Smiled at a juggalo and me get inside. I'm hell yeah bitch you old rich freak. I went to get in, She peeled off and ran my feet.
Hey lady in the jaguar. How did you get you so much you doing down here, down there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you tryin to you doing down here, down there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. How'd you get you so mucn money? What you doing down here, down there, round Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you tryin to you doing down here, down there, round here?
*Oh my god my fuckin cell phone gets no signal, There's fuckin potholes everywhere and I'm just tryin to get me and the jaguar okay?*
Oh shit who that rollin the block. Another closet smoker lookin for rock. And a jag pulled up and the rolled down. I'm lookin for the infamous The Clown. I tried to say up but before I had the chance. I seen her toes tryin to push through her pants. So I said come bitch she said what for? She me by the pants and opened up the door. She pulled out her titties said she likes stuff. And that if I wanted the neden I had to put on handcuffs. She cuffed me to the Hey Yo What the hell? She I'm takin you in for jumpin your bail.
Hey in the jaguar. How did you get you so much money? What you doing down here, down there, here? Hey in the jaguar. Who you tryin to impress? What you doing here, down there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. you get you so mucn money? What you doing down here, there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? What you doing down here, there, round here?
*Oh my god I am so not tryin to be a bitch alright.. I just want to get a bag of get me and the jag home. So can you help a bitch find a fuckin toot??*
How did you get you so money? Who you to impress? How did you get you so money? Who you to impress?