*Umm excuse me could you help me out?? Umm I lost the fuckin freeway and I'm tryin to find my way back. I guess I'm just a bit lost.*
It was late one in the 404. I was off that water chillin on the front porch. I was leaned laxin and puffin on some swag. a bitch came up in a tight ass jag. She right in the driveway bumpin clint black. When she stepped out the ride I had to a step back. She had long blonde hair and a ass that quit. Titties fallin all out the shirt didn't fit. Started walkin up to me she drops the keys. Kneeled down to pick up and all I saw was g-string. Pussy hangin out and it was the shit. Now I'm sprung on this in a SJ6.
Hey in the jaguar. How did you get you so much money? What you doing down here, down there, here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? What you doing here, down there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. How'd you get you so mucn What you doing down here, down there, here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? you doing down here, down there, round here?
*Oh my god.. Umm excuse me Umm I'm not from around here and Umm I was wondering if you could hook a bitch up with some of you know that really good, good, booger sugar?*
It was down town on a sat night. I was wipin car on a corner street light. She was parlay in a green jaguar. She locked her doors now what you do that I see she had a dead fox chillin on her shoulder. Blonde highlighted hair her a little older. I knocked on her windshield and the glass. I think I scared a dune out her ass. But she my wig back and offered me a ride. Smiled at a and told me get inside. I'm like hell yeah bitch you old freak. I went to get in, She off and ran over my feet.
Hey lady in the jaguar. How did you get you so much What you doing down here, there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. Who you tryin to impress? What you doing here, down there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. How'd you get you so mucn money? What you doing here, down there, round here? Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? What you doing down here, down there, here?
*Oh my god my fuckin cell phone gets no signal, There's fuckin potholes everywhere and I'm just tryin to get me and the jaguar okay?*
Oh shit who that down the block. Another closet smoker lookin for rock. And a jag up and the window rolled down. I'm for the infamous Shags The Clown. I to say what up but before I had the chance. I seen her camel toes to push through her pants. So I come here bitch she said what for? She grabbed me by the pants and up the door. She out her titties said she likes kinky stuff. And that if I the neden I had to put on these handcuffs. She cuffed me to the seat Hey Yo the hell? She said I'm takin you in for jumpin bail.
Hey lady in the jaguar. How did you get you so much you doing down here, down there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. Who you tryin to impress? What you doing down here, there, round here? Hey in the jaguar. How'd you get you so mucn money? What you doing down here, down there, round Hey lady in the jaguar. Who you to impress? you doing down here, down there, round here?
*Oh my god I am so not tryin to be a bitch alright.. I just want to get a bag of loose get me and the jag home. So can you help a bitch a fuckin toot??*
How did you get you so much Who you tryin to How did you get you so money? Who you to impress?