Luyện nghe bài hát Kunal Nayyar vs. Mayim Bialik

[Kunal
Alright. Alright, Joshua. me a beat!

[Round 1: Nayyar]
It's my pal Mayim, that awesome
She's a child star who never quite blossomed
She left TV for a PhD, I
When she came back to act, cared
She eats with plants and leaves
She might be vegan, but serve her beef
'cause we work together, don't mean I can't get her
Truth is, I liked 'Punky Brewster' way better!

1: Mayim Bialik]
You fun of 'Blossom,' Kunal, you're just bitter
These kids were on me like I was their babysitter
And first verse just got on my nerves
Your accent cute, you just mispronounce words
He goth, let me give you this hook
Your wife's India, I'm sure she likes you for your looks
I'm here to win this, so I hope you hear me
You're a star, I'm the Big Bang Theory

Nayyar]
Oh! Alright, Joshua, keep the beats

[Round 2: Kunal
Yes, you were on a show where Joey said, "Whoa"
You walk into a room and like, "no"
Maybe change your name, your name awful
Mayim Bialik, is that a dish for falafel?
You're a dork, a dweeb, you're a nerd, you're a geek
You were famous in the '80s, now a broken antique
You a PhD, so answer me this, honey
You can deconstruct an element, why you be funny?

2: Mayim Bialik]
Kunal's a actor, I can't be rude
I love him on 'Silicon Valley'... wait, wrong
You great as Kumar... wait, not you
So every compliment I have is actually not
not the 'Big Bang' rapper, that's a reach
Come to think of it, basically our show's Screech
You got balls fun of my name on purpose
'Cause you got the kind of that makes Donald Trump "noivous"

[Kunal
Yeah, that's true. That's not funny, true. Alright, Joshua, keep giving me beats. Alright

3: Kunal Nayyar]
So you notice I'm Indian, how
Hanging out with you is as fun as Yom
You Emmy-nominated for four different years
Then lost four different times to four peers
She high school at the top of her class
Said no to Harvard and Yale, are you a dumb
easy to make fun of Mayim, all her faults show
What do I fun of next? Who "nose"?

[Round 3: Bialik]
You've got a soft touch, but I'm a hitter
You're a little annoying, I was a little Bette
Today I looked you up on
I asked, "What else has done?" It said, "You tell me!"
I you get typecast, I think that's kind of parting
I promised I wouldn't mention Aziz An--
It's cool you tried, but you get my middle finga
you just got roasted, Bazinga