Koolaid

You just got, got what it takes
Got that X factor
I suppose I have

I met a girl at a party
She said she liked Technotronic
I said, Are you for real?
She said, No, I'm being post ironic
That's right

I went to a bar called 'Jaguar Shoes'
I danced around and drank too much booze
Got into a cab with a girl
And puked on her shoes

Can somebody tell me
If that's fuckin' cool or what, or what?
Come on just dance

Yeah, I've got a cool friend
She's a photographer
I'd really like to make it with her
But I can't 'coz she's gay, that's right

Can someone please tell me
Like what is cooler
The breakfast club or [Incomprehensible]?

Well, they try to be cool
But I'm the coolest, yeah, that's right
You could use this as a documentary
Of what cool is, cool is
Yo, come on, information