Verse one:
Well uhh, ? ? ? ? is and cheese Before I start, I ta umm fart, no I gots ta uhh sneeze Not, I gotcha trippin, Shucks, I'm makin so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some Cos I'm a powsy wowsy ace boom So "wa-bap-a-loo-ba-bawa-bam-boom!" up for sure dang, now that I'm flexed My quote, when the bridge fell down And i'ma good ship the lollipop Left town so yiggity-yack, you black Oki doki, daisy, cos I'm krayzie like that But the cat got snuffed, or mr.red and his crew So a spliff and rub-a-dub and then ya make beef stew Troop, I got the hoolahoop, woop, dooby-doo Lassie boy, you made a mess, now go and get the scoop Oops, I while I make But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo, yay for and......
"klap hands now" (x3)
two: skoob
Bon voyage, look out cos umm I got my socks on, the popcorn, the bubba, yep gum Skippity bum, you think I don't know the Well it's half-past a ass and I'm a real bad ass Yeah, shitty-bang-boom-bang, yo who Abra-cadabra, jimminy crickets, set the to my slang I got the all sniffin, sneezing, yes Stuffy-head, for ? ? ? ? and fever, sow you to rest Tight rhymes, ? ? ? ? the fever for the flavor of a spliff Or a uzi, be careful who you choose, could a marvin, choose a ship Lickity split, cos flippity-lips can ships And yo, a sandwich isn't a snadwich without the miracle In the morning, as I stand for group check To up, I slap up, r-r-rut put you're boo deck Yep, so the heck, you gives rhymes like a cheque Because the a is for apple, the j is for 'ja back to bets' And then s-k-double o-be on *? * So if ya happy and ya know it, klap hands
(x3)
Verse three:
Well uhh, woopty doody, doozy, it's time I'm on the dabber, scribber scrabber, shimmy sham flam So, heavens-to-betsy, wolly, gee whiz My lickity got splat, the diddly squat was hot Oh yeah, dapper doodly do, you don't mr. magoo? You heard I'm loco, yo, I'm despicable too So umm, hi ho and away we go The lone ranger got and shot tonto in his toes, so toledo, cowabunga, what gives I heard you shot my borough til *? blow at * The name farmer's up in me, need no give me no Cos that soul lock ya stands, I can't no more So zippity doo, da day, woops I gots See I'm sneaky freaky peaky plus I'm full of nuts But yo I am enjoyed for the in his chest So hey, how much wood could a woodchuck If a woodchuck could chuck, you know the rest So seizin it, seizin it, it I shall Cos it's the krayzie drayzie wit the books, my pal and......
(x3)
Verse four:
A diggity-cap, my slipp'ry is ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I got the mics, the pop, crackle and snap And all that, me and a gang of ping ping zoomer To freak ya outcha sneakers and knock granny outta roomers Yo some say I'm brooklyn bomber, say brooklyn boop But don't me as no follower, no runner or no poop But rock, a by, rock, a by booboo Let fingers do the walkin, hey I'm talkin, yoohoo Can ya, can ya hear me? checka, 1-2 Aiyo, sit sit, shit cos I'm the one who a rhyme in singular, so son, you're used to it Cos poof the magic dragon, kick a rhyme in duplicate Or triplicate, forget my boogaloo big jaw Umm, listen as I kick the jigsaw M-i-crooked letter, letter, i Crooked letter, crooked letter, I hump back, i, you can't touch i Cos i's gots dem and dem is bound to ya......
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