Karma Is a Female Dog

Well, I tried to write an honest song
About lyin' and gettin' cheated on
And I'll keep it clean 'cause mama taught me right

Still some of us here in this world
Are too polite and nice at girls
To say the dad-burn things here on my mind

Like how he left me like a fool and he used a dirty garden tool
And I was just so in love with that Richard Head
So everybody sing along 'cause Karma's a female dog

Oh Karma, one day's gonna haunt ya
And I wanna see it bite ya right on your behind
So everybody that's been done wrong
Well, come on and sing along 'cause Karma's a female dog

Well, I'll never say this to his face
I'll just go write in on MySpace
And pray that it's a hit on radio

But I thought all you girls should know
That he's a no-good donkey hole
And I'm gonna do what he done did to me

That piece that starts with an S and ends with a hit
How did he inspire this family fun and cuss free therapy
For everybody to sing along 'cause Karma's a female dog

Well, it don't matter anymore
'Cause my fine behind just hit the door
The same one someone else is chasin' now

And he'll come runnin' back so fast
And I'll tell him to kiss my
And ask me if I really ever cared and he'll be sayin'

Karma, one day's gonna haunt ya
And I wanna see it bite ya right on your
Back-stabbin', double cheatin', left me cryin' with your leavin'

La, la, la, lyin' when you said you were really good in bed
Everybody that's been done wrong
Come on and sing along 'cause Karma's a female dog
Yeah, Karma's a female dog