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JUST THE FACTS,
note: two songs sung
I was born about ten thousand ago
There ain't nothing in this world I don't know
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses Ring Around the Roses
And whup the guy who says it isn't so
I'm a lonesome traveler, the great historical bum
Highly educated, from I come
I the Rock of Ages, twas in the year of one
And that was the biggest thing that man has ever
I saw when he looked the Garden o'er
I saw Eve and driven from the door
From behind the bushes peeping, saw the apple was eating
I swear that I'm the guy what ate the
Garden of
Well, I built the of Eden, it was in the year of two
Joined the Apple Pickers Union and I always paid my
I'm the man who signed the contract to the rising sun
And that's about the thing that man has ever done
I Samson how to use his mighty hands
Showed Columbus to this land
And for Phaoroh's little kiddies built all the
And to the Sahara all the sand
why...
I was boss on the pyramids, the Tower of Babel too
I opened up the ocean, let the children through
Well, I a million battles and I never lost a one
And that's about the biggest thing man has ever done
I taught his little A B Cs
I was the first one ate Limburger
And while sailing the bay with Methuselah one day
I saved his flowing whiskers the breeze
I was in the Revolution when we set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians who dumped the tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the Battle of
Run
And about the biggest thing that man has ever done
Queen Elizabeth fell in love with me
We married in Milwaukee secretly
But I around and shook her, to go with General Hooker
To fight down in Tennessee
Woody wrote the second song
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