Intro [maestro fresh wes] mc} Ahh yes Swinging along, just ahh yeah Me and my main man mc {right about now} Just swinging along {we swinging along} Ah yeah, special out {bust it}
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mc} We be waiting, playing, The next new rhyme I be creating For '89 I to fix, my rhymes To make them fresher, to cook under To be on top and never be the I'm the animal, uh the To go of a guy I am the of the west the beast of the east Some call me lazy, but that's alright I to lie around talk around, fun around Sleep, get comfortable and even 'til my meter reaches the ultimate max To live my waterbed would be ? ? ? ? ? the party roles around my... Well, I'll be a peddler, never be a bagger I'm not walker, but I'm not a swarteneger You know I got the of a regular man I'm not a j.j., but not no Just maestro, not or third I eat at burger 'cause I'm not herb And if your name to be herb Just say {i'm not the herb you're looking for, I hate to mothers, hat e to meet fathers They all want me to marry daughters It happens to me everyday A girl will me to her crib and this is what she'll say and dad this is wes' and I'll say hi Ma pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pie Dad says pleased to meet you, I'm mr. jones' 'you the most chap janine's brought home' you like to have a beer? ' No thanks just 'grandma woke up, have to introduce' 'oh, by the way me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law' See what I mean they leave me alone I just wanted to in janine's pretty little bones Janine 'grandma, this is wes' Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was I said, hi my is wes, 'did you say fresh? ' right fresh wes, I drank the juice and I left mc} Well I was walking downtown and I saw whore She had a like a two by four She on over, asked for my number I said, no ho, all you is my lumber No, no I won't be doing that You won't see me stroking no street cat 'cause I'm an arcade junkie, my are funky My and rhymes rocked humpty dumpty Mcs want to me, girls want to jump me My face is smooth and never ever (*laughter*) [m] that was good, that was {e} yo, wes drop that white story man Go ahead, it
it out I a story, when I was small About snow white and the seven Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be If I was one of them I exactly what I'd do {what, what? } The that was told was totally wack Snow white was a and the dwarves were black She lived in a house, you could figure What she be doing a bunch of horny niggas Doc, dopey, grumpy, Come one, come on, on she was sleazy Happy, sleepy and my brother Made snow white got her mouthful mc} Well I'm the cutest guy, I like to say Conceded you call me, but okay I've thought about posing for ceterfolds The girl me and they broke the mold of the creation, what can I say They even made up an ebony You know I always keep the looking fine The dimple, the smile, nothing out of No in the dimples, I keep the face neat No sugar in the body, I eat the shredded I use the eye to keep the eyes clean so fine I use ultra-sheen The buttock firm, the girls enjoy No need for exercise I collect fat The are large and the jewels look great You try to change but you're late get laid you were me but that could never be First of all your is not ebony mc Well, I'm not too big, not too {average} Not too short, but I'm not tall {5'9" 5'10"} I'm not a heavy guy and my ain't bald As I drive the girls up the I had a girl and her name was Judy had a super dope big fat booty {big fat Everything was and everything was okay Until I met this freak named shebon {shebon} the day had a shape like an hourglass Real fine with ... {let's just pass} she looked young, she was an older girl Thick like with malaysian curl Judy had school onec a week So would be the night I'd rock that freak Well that night I went to shebon's place And to the bedroom we laid Then I rocked her, oh my, and a rest I saw a picture of a child on her bedroom {easy} I took a look and I felt so bad it was a portrait of judy at her grade 8 grad Torn between two lovers {it's okay wes, okay} Feeling like a {don't cry man} I just fucked judy's mother, and judy's in night keith I make the ladies sweat What yo learn women, I'm trying to forget I wrote a love jam, now the are drooling I like heavy d boy, (just coolin') Like laverte, I'm the expert No time for casanova but I clock skirts To be blousing, my rhyme Like violets and red rouses {we rock the we rock the mic {well} {we rock the mic} we rock the mic {we rock the mic} we the mic {well} We rock the mic and {we rock the mic