Have you ever met a that you tried to date But a year to love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. The way that I met her was on tour at a She had long hair and a short I got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the and gues who I met I whispered in her ear, "Come to the booth So I can ask you questions to see if you are a hundred proof" I asked her her name, she said She had 9/10 and a very big bra I took a couple of and she was enthused I said, "How do you the show?" she said, "I was amused" I throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to She said, "No I don't, I have a friend" Come on, I'm not goin' for it This is what I'm sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a And you say he's just a friend, oh You, you got what I need but you say he's just a But you say he's a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a But you say he's a friend
So I took blah-blah's for it at this time I thought just a friend couldn't be no crime 'Cause I friends and that's a fact Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq Forget about that, go into the story a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talkin', getttin' Spendin' a lot of time so we can up A or some undderstanding How gonna be in the future we was plannin' Everything so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a After this was established, was cool The tour was over and she went to school I every day to see how she was doin' that I ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin' I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's a friend" Don't that, don't ever gimme that Jus' bust
You, you got what I need but you say just a friend And you say just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a But you say he's a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say just a friend But you say he's a friend
So I to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl was so exquisite It was a school day, I she was there The first of the school year I to a gate to ask where was her dorm guy made me fill out a visitor's form He me where it was and I as on my way To see my doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the Yo, you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the I didn't I was in for such an event So I to her room and opened the door Oh, snap! Guess what I A tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart down south So please to the message that I say Don't ever talk to a girl who she just has a friend