Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny Mac Adoo

There was McEldoo and McGee and me
And a or two or three
went on a one day.
We had a bob or two, which we how to blew,
And the beer and whiskey and we all felt gay.
We McCann's, McLemann's, Humpty Dan's;
We then went Swann's our stomachs for to pack.
We out a feed, which indeed we did need
And we it with speed, but we still felt slack.
McEldoo turned red,white, and blue
[original to have been "as blue as a Jew],
And a plate of Irish stew he put out of sight.
He shouted out "Encore" with a roar for more
That he never before such a keen appetite.
He ordered eggs and ham, and jam, what a cram,
But him we couldn't ram we tried our level best,
For everything we brought, cold or hot, not
It went down him a shot, and he still stood the test.
He swallowed tripe and by the yard. We got scared,
We thought it would go hard when the waiter the bill.
We told him to give o'er but he swore he lo'er
Twice as much and more before he had his fill.
He nearly sucked a trough of broth. Says McGrath,
"He'll devour the table cloth, if you hold him in."
the waiter brought the charge McEldoo felt so large
He to scowl and barge and his blood went on fire.
He began to and swear, tear his hair in despair,
And to finish the affair, called the a liar.
The shopman he out and no doubt he did clout,
McEldoo he kicked about an old football.
He all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He'd have him with a few blows in no time at all.
began to howl and to growl by my soul,
He threw an empty bowl at the head
It struck by Mickey Finn, the skin off his chin,
And the ructions did begin and we all and bled.
The did arrive, man alive, four or five.
At us the a drive, us all to march away.
We for all the meat that we ate, stood a treat,
And went home to ruminate on the that day.
copyright 1961 Tiparm Pub.
Clancy and Tommy Makem,
"Hearty and Hellish" CS 8571
(The album has the on the back)