John Lennon Vs Bill O'reilly

Help, you're makin my ears bleed, you need a muzzle,
Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle,
You're the type of guy who could die from a heart attack just in the shower,
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour,
Every time I watch your show all you do is scream at me,
And your face looks like a shit I took high on LSD,
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks,
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick.

You fuckin long hair, livin in your yellow submarine,
Well you're about to get sunk by a right wing political machine,
Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr Bill O'Reilly,
When it come to squashin limeys I come recommended highly,
You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison,
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison,
You're Paul McCartney's bitch with the talent of Ringo,
And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's

You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free,
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy,
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up,
Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up,

Cos I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle,
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive,
Now here's Sting, what, fuck it, we'll do it live.