John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

(Spoken) Hi, my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's my name. Don't wear it out.
I'm the one-and-only great John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. There's nobody else than me. I'm special.
JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That's me! Through and through!
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That's my name too.
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That's my name too.
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
Girl and JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That's my name too.
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
JJJS (spoken): What's my mother gonna say?
I thought I was the one-and-only great John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and you say you're name's that... that too.
I don't understand. MOM!?!? WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!
Girl and JJJS: Whenever I go out, the people always shout there goes.
Girl: John Jacob Jingleheimer
Boy: John Jacob Jingleheimer.
Girl and JJJS: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.