It was in history, four thousand BC Back up in the jungle in a tree on a branch up under the sun Was a monkey named Jo Jo Gunne
Old Leo the came down from the mountain To get a drink of water from the jungle Jo Jo the monkey started tellin' him the elephant who was gonna skin him alive
Leo to reach and grab Jo Jo's tail Got mad and went through the jungle trail He ran upon an elephant beneath a And said, "Put up your dukes, you gotta with me"
An ol' eagle from Asia a non stop flight Tryin' to make it in time, just to see them A crocodile phoned and reversed the Comin' all the way India on a local barge
Ol' heard 'em talking in the lion's den But Jo Jo bet him three bucks the wins Jo Jo yelled at Leo,"Go on, knock him He don't outweigh you but a pounds"
Leo left wailin' with a upper cut The took his snoot and grabbed a coconut Leo fired a beautiful short cross That's when the coconut up against his jaw
Leo tired, but he wouldn't give in The elephant all loose, beat his in The said, they fought furious all day He couldn't understand how Leo got
Jo Jo runnin' everywhere, the news To the and the leopards and the kangaroos A hoot owl everything he saw Had his eyes wide open, they it a draw
Leo limpin' back with his jawbone Jo Jo in the trees singin' the blues Laughin', meddlin', up and down 'Til his foot a limb and he fell to the ground
Just a bolt of thunder and a streak of heat Leo covered Jo Jo all four feet Jo Jo was screamin' tears in his eyes Said," Mr. Leo, I apologize"
Said, "If you let my feet upon solid I'll fight you close range, rounds" Leo got back to the of the fight Jo Jo a leap and jumped, out of sight