Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy

Dug too deep into illuminatti
Rather found out from the sleaziest paparazzi, paparazzi
Want to bet check the Internet, it's something that I'd show you
But it's something that you might regret so don't check just yet

These cats are out to wipe out the nation
These pricks use us to fund their NASA station so

We tell another constantly
But shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their home

We tell another constantly
But shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their home

Jimmy simmer down, I don't believe for one second
Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in
So don't bite the bait son

I've still not seen this documentary
It puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into
And I won't begin to

You talk so much of depopulation
Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why your caring so

We tell another constantly
Shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their homes

Still not seen this documentary
Puts down priests I can't begin to
I've known you since elementary
I never asked you to grow cold
I only told you 'cause you're close to me, we argue

One another constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their home

Tell one another constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their home

Tell one another constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through their home

We tell each other constantly
When it's really not our place to say
We do it through the telephone
And no one's ever wrong