Jimmy Buffett

Actin a fool because thats how I does it
99 problems cant think nothing of it
But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it
I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett

I'm the first one on the beach, last one to leave
And Ive forgotten everything that I believed
I might throw my Blackberry in the sea
And find a girl to put lotion on me
I'm the man on the beach and in my hand,
I got a John Daly with a pinch of sand
F-word, yo, im workin on my tan
We aint goin back baby girl I got a plan
Soon enough well be living in the movies
I got ideas that are bigger than your boobies
Pokin out on that little pink bikini
My boardshorts let the breeze hit my peepee
And I, only got one worry,
If you can get a DUI on surrey

Actin a fool because thats how I does it
99 problems cant think nothing of it
But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it
I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett

Beach cruiser, basket on the front
Big banana ?, thats how ya stunt
Bunch of butt cheeks, baskin in the sun
Spill my whole drink, pass another one
First name Tommy, last name Bahama
The way I rock floral, make a girl ha ha
I'm just gonna kick it, straight hiyaya
And if I gotta pee, jumpin in the aqua
And she love it, got a red bucket
Wiffle ball bat, bout to john kruk it
Sleepin on my side, feelin like a flounder
This the only thing I got on my calendar
Getting shitty, then go mini-golfin
WaitI think I see a dolphin

Actin a fool because thats how I does it
99 problems cant think nothing of it
But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it
I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett

I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day
Hey little mommy, put some lotion on it
I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day
All day, ay, ay, ay, ayayayayyy

Actin a fool because thats how I does it
99 problems cant think nothing of it
But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it
I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett