Song info
"Jehovah's Most Secret Witness" Videos
Lyrics
[Intro- Abed/Danny Pudi]
What if you were a Jehovah's witness
That was merely pretending to be into Christmas
Gathering clues and blending in
To take down the holidays from within
[Troy Barnes]
You mean like a spy investigating?
Making it seem like I'm celebrating?
When actually I'm infiltrating
Santa's operation?
[Abed/Danny Pudi]
Yoip!
[Verse 1: Troy Barnes]
Going deep covert, past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side
Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big ass lights
If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look bright
I'd watch all the T.V. specials that I never could
I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would
And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, Hot cookies, decorative plate!
And he'll come down the chimney it'll just be him and me
But he won't know we're enemies cause I play sincere
Bring a trap like that, hug him tight get on his lap and tell him
He can come back every year
Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness
So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it 'till the day I die
[Abed/danny pudi]
A-B-E-D
Connoisseur of Christmas
On the spectrum, none of your business
Thoughts too fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right, by my friends
If years were seasons, this December
Would be the December of our December
More blueprints than Howard Hughes
But if there are blue prints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end
We have to save Christmas to save our friends
[Both]
We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends
[Annie/ Alison Brie]
Hey guys
Rapping?
- 0 Bản dịch
Hiện tại chưa có lời dịch cho bài hát này. Bạn hãy là người đầu tiên chia sẻ lời dịch cho bài hát này nhé !
Đăng lời dịchAlbums has song "Jehovah's Most Secret Witness"
Singles
91 songs
- Sweatpants 2013
- 3005 2013
- Sober 2014
- This Is America 2018
- The Worst Guys 2013
- Freaks And Geeks 2011
- Rosenberg Freestyle 2014
- Zealots Of Stockholm 2013
- Pound Cake 2013
- The Crawl 2013
- What kind of love 2013
- Worldstar 2013
- Retro 2014
- Pound Cake (Sway In The Morning Freestyle) 2013
- Waiting For My Moment 2015
- Shadows 2013
- Telegraph Ave 2013
- I. It all starts with "That Power" and "Camp" 2013
- All Of The Lights 2011
- Pop Thieves 2014
- Awaken, My Love 2016
- Urn 2013
- Saturday 2018
- Freestyle (Diss) 2014
- The Palisades 2014
- III. Life: The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer) 2013
- Melrose 2013
- Flight Of The Navigator 2013
- Yaphet Kotto 2013
- Life: the biggest troll 2013
- Secret Track 2014
- Regular Show 2013
- Poke 2014
- Candler Road 2014
- Pop Thieves (Make It Feel Good) 2014
- Grindin My Whole Life (Remix) 2014
- Late Night In Kauai 2014
- Retro [ROUGH] 2014
- Secret Track (3005 Part 2) 2014
- Move That Dope / Nextel Chirp / Let Your Hair Blow 2014
- Jehovah's Most Secret Witness 2013
- Body 2012
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 4 2013
- Lights Turned On 2011
- My Shine 2011
- So Into You (Cover) 2015
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 2 2013
- The Longest Text Message 2011
- Money Baby 2014
- Eat Your Vegetables 2012
- Break (All of the Lights) 2014
- Untitled Atlanta Song 2016
- The Library (Intro) [Explicit] 2016
- IV. Sweatpants [Explicit] 2016
- II. Worldstar [Explicit] 2016
- Redbone (DJ Mustard Remix) 2017
- II. Shadows [Explicit] 2016
- I.Crawl [Explicit] 2016
- Dial up [Explicit] 2016
- 3005 [Explicit] 2016
- Algorythm 2018
- All Night 2018
- II. WORLDSTAR 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 3 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 5 2013
- childish gambino is a white rapper 2014
- Dream / Southern Hospitality / Partna Dem 2014
- Drexel University Performance 2013
- FDB (Remix) 2013
- Hero 2011
- I'd Die Without You (Live P.M. Dawn Cover) 2014
- Woodie Awards Freestyle 2013
- Midnight In A Perfect World 2015
- More Than Normal 2014
- Penn State Live Performance (Sophomore Album) 2013
- Pink Toes 2013
- Secret Track (3005 Picnic Version) 2014
- Sour Face 2012
- Think Of Me 2013
- Toronto Listening Party Track 2013
- Marry You 2015
- Pass Me The Hookah 2015
- Preakness (Freestyle) 2015
- All Yall 2014
- Go DJ 2014
- AssShots (Remix) 2014
- Clapping For The Wrong Reasons 2013
- Centipede 2013
- Get Like Me 2014
- Tell Me 2012
- Ask Me Words 2013
Singles
150 songs
- Sweatpants 2013
- 3005 2013
- Sweatpants 2013
- 3005 2013
- The Worst Guys 2013
- Freaks And Geeks 2011
- Rosenberg Freestyle 2014
- Zealots Of Stockholm 2013
- Pound Cake 2013
- So Into You (Cover) 2015
- The Crawl 2013
- What kind of love 2013
- Worldstar 2013
- Retro 2014
- Pound Cake (Sway In The Morning Freestyle) 2013
- Waiting For My Moment 2015
- Shadows 2013
- Telegraph Ave 2013
- I. It all starts with "That Power" and "Camp" 2013
- The Worst Guys 2013
- All Of The Lights 2011
- I. It all starts with "That Power" and "Camp" 2013
- Regular Show 2013
- Freaks And Geeks 2011
- Rosenberg Freestyle 2014
- Pop Thieves 2014
- Awaken, My Love 2016
- Urn 2013
- III. Life: The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer) 2013
- Saturday 2018
- Freestyle (Diss) 2014
- III. Life: The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer) 2013
- Freestyle (Diss) 2014
- Melrose 2013
- Flight Of The Navigator 2013
- Yaphet Kotto 2013
- Life: the biggest troll 2013
- Secret Track 2014
- Regular Show 2013
- Worldstar 2013
- Pound Cake 2013
- Saturday 2018
- Candler Road 2014
- Grindin My Whole Life (Remix) 2014
- Secret Track (3005 Part 2) 2014
- What kind of love 2013
- My Shine 2011
- Jehovah's Most Secret Witness 2013
- Retro 2014
- Move That Dope / Nextel Chirp / Let Your Hair Blow 2014
- Jehovah's Most Secret Witness 2013
- Body 2012
- Telegraph Ave 2013
- Shadows 2013
- Life: the biggest troll 2013
- Pound Cake (Sway In The Morning Freestyle) 2013
- Ask Me Words 2013
- My Shine 2011
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 4 2013
- Lights Turned On 2011
- So Into You (Cover) 2015
- I'd Die Without You (Live P.M. Dawn Cover) 2014
- Awaken, My Love 2016
- Secret Track 2014
- Lights Turned On 2011
- Eat Your Vegetables 2012
- Money Baby 2014
- The Longest Text Message 2011
- Break (All of the Lights) 2014
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 2 2013
- Clapping For The Wrong Reasons 2013
- Centipede 2013
- Get Like Me 2014
- Marry You 2015
- Pass Me The Hookah 2015
- All Yall 2014
- AssShots (Remix) 2014
- Tell Me 2012
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 3 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 5 2013
- Ask Me Words 2013
- childish gambino is a white rapper 2014
- Dream / Southern Hospitality / Partna Dem 2014
- Drexel University Performance 2013
- FDB (Remix) 2013
- Hero 2011
- I'd Die Without You (Live P.M. Dawn Cover) 2014
- II. WORLDSTAR 2013
- Midnight In A Perfect World 2015
- More Than Normal 2014
- Penn State Live Performance (Sophomore Album) 2013
- Pink Toes 2013
- Secret Track (3005 Picnic Version) 2014
- Sour Face 2012
- Think Of Me 2013
- Toronto Listening Party Track 2013
- Woodie Awards Freestyle 2013
- Untitled Atlanta Song 2016
- Redbone (DJ Mustard Remix) 2017
- Algorythm 2018
- All Night 2018
- Yaphet Kotto 2013
- Melrose 2013
- The Crawl 2013
- Algorythm 2018
- All Night 2018
- All Of The Lights 2011
- All Yall 2014
- AssShots (Remix) 2014
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 2 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 3 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 4 2013
- Because The Internet Screenplay - Part 5 2013
- Body 2012
- Break (All of the Lights) 2014
- Candler Road 2014
- childish gambino is a white rapper 2014
- Dream / Southern Hospitality / Partna Dem 2014
- Drexel University Performance 2013
- Eat Your Vegetables 2012
- FDB (Remix) 2013
- Flight Of The Navigator 2013
- Hero 2011
- II. WORLDSTAR 2013
- Marry You 2015
- Midnight In A Perfect World 2015
- Money Baby 2014
- More Than Normal 2014
- Pass Me The Hookah 2015
- Penn State Live Performance (Sophomore Album) 2013
- Pink Toes 2013
- Pop Thieves 2014
- Redbone (DJ Mustard Remix) 2017
- Secret Track (3005 Part 2) 2014
- Secret Track (3005 Picnic Version) 2014
- Sour Face 2012
- The Longest Text Message 2011
- Think Of Me 2013
- Toronto Listening Party Track 2013
- Untitled Atlanta Song 2016
- Urn 2013
- Waiting For My Moment 2015
- Woodie Awards Freestyle 2013
- Move That Dope / Nextel Chirp / Let Your Hair Blow 2014
- Clapping For The Wrong Reasons 2013
- Grindin My Whole Life (Remix) 2014
- Centipede 2013
- Get Like Me 2014
- Tell Me 2012
- Zealots Of Stockholm 2013
Recent comments