Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You

Ooh, ooh
Owh
Owh
Uh hah
Uh hah

Meet a girl I met Carolina
Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
Trying to hop the Berlin wall
It's not that she's anti American
(Anti American)
Although she shot a Mayor at nine
And beat up a boy and five
He looks like the Prez on TV
{My Fellow Americans}
Didn't know in sixty three, he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I'll rob her and run?
When I ask her she gets her gun
Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat"
But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive?

So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
But isn't she pissed that all the other non conformists
Listen to that same obscure band
That's ok she's helping the environment
By sipping pure water and such
Then she screams, "We better start thinking about the ozone layer"
While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think, I'll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat"
It's right
But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it
Wonderful to be alive
Uuh, Hoo

{The first step to a successful revolution
Is destroying all of gaining revolutionaries}

Real deep emotions in her mind
Let's kill the world
Take over everything
She says, "We don't need politicians
They breed mistrust
It's better to just steal my, my purse, purse, purse, murse"
(Uuh, Hoo)

Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be a?
Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?
(Yea)
Look at the birds in the sky
(Yea, yea my, my, my, my)
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be a
(Aah)
Isn't it beautiful to be a
Isn't it wonderful to be alive?

It's so wonderful, I feel like crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Dying
Dying